After wearing your three-piece grey wool, pinstripe suit out to a lovely naughty party, I suggest hanging your jacket on a nice wide proper wooden hanger, giving it a good brushing, and letting it rest, out of your closet, for a day or so.
Do be careful to hang your pants (neatly, on their…
My apologies for the delay on this posting. I was caught up in adventures of my own and I wanted to be sure that each of you might have the opportunity to test your metal with this handy diagram before venturing forward on perilous endeavors. Best of luck, dear readers
Holy shit I jus had to stop after the “check under the bed” one and reblog because FUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
I love these.
the “check under the bed” is my fav. these would sell a movie
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
step 1 find stores and bars with moon in there names. “i have to go to the moon… light dinner”
Guys what would happen if I tried to write vanilla erotica?
" her nipples were not bleeding, and he found that sexy… i swear he did"
“Last night was insane,” she said, walking into my room and climbing into my bed. I wasn’t sure if I could listen to another one of her stories, even if it meant getting laid, but I put my book down anyway.
“What did you do?” I asked.
“Come to bed,” she whispered. “I don’t really…
you just keep making fall in love with you
I love this so hard
Life and Death - Otto Schmidt