Holy shit I jus had to stop after the “check under the bed” one and reblog because FUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
I love these.
the “check under the bed” is my fav. these would sell a movie
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
step 1 find stores and bars with moon in there names. “i have to go to the moon… light dinner”
Guys what would happen if I tried to write vanilla erotica?
" her nipples were not bleeding, and he found that sexy… i swear he did"
“Last night was insane,” she said, walking into my room and climbing into my bed. I wasn’t sure if I could listen to another one of her stories, even if it meant getting laid, but I put my book down anyway.
“What did you do?” I asked.
“Come to bed,” she whispered. “I don’t really…
you just keep making fall in love with you
I love this so hard
Life and Death - Otto Schmidt
Ok. I’m tired of the typical vampire, werewolf and fairy.I’m also tired of the occidental-centrism in mythology. Hence, this list.
I tried to included as many cultural variants as I could find and think of. (Unfortunately, I was restricted by language. Some Russian creatures…
teen wolf doing a good on this front
i did not see that coming